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MARIO BALOTELLI STRUGGLES WITH BIB
Mario Balotelli was sent off in the first half of Manchester City’s game with Dynamo Kiev as Manchester City crashed out of the Europe league barely an hour ago, but it seems at though his frustration...
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MARIO BALOTELLI CAUGHT ON THE BENCH WITH IPAD
We love Mario Balotelli at Sick Chirpse. Remember earlier in the year when Sick Chirpse was one of the first websites to bring you the sensational story of Mario Balotelli and the problems he was...
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MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Here at Sick Chirpse we love Mario Balotelli and the WWE. Or at least we used to like WWE and still check it out from time to time at least. Like when we get really crunk and go to the WWE. Or when...
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RYAN BABEL GOES TO ASDA
I’ve talked on Sick Chirpse before about how Ryan Babel is a complete weirdo and his actions make no sense (who can forget Ryan Babel goes to twitterjail? Or more recently Ryan Babel vs Spongebob...
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DJ BALOTELLI
Anyone else bored of Mario Balotelli? Na, me neither. In the latest installment of the Balotelli show (please God make that a real show) Super Mario met DJ Tim Westwood. Just as his neighbours are...
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BALOTELLI WALKS INTO MANCHESTER LIBRARY AND OFFERS TO PAY ALL OVERDUE BOOK FEES
Will a week go by when Mario Balotelli isn’t on Sick Chirpse’s front page? Probably not. The latest stunt pulled by the Italian Man City striker happened down the road from me, at John Rylands...
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MARIO BALOTELLI: MASTER MAGICIAN
Most people have probably noticed that Mario Balotelli hasn’t been playing for the last few matches for Manchester City due to his four match ban for stamping on Scott Parker. What most people...
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Mario Balotelli interrupts Inter Milan press conference
Everyone at Sick Chirpse (and probably in the known world) loves Mario Balotelli. Whether he can’t get his training bib on, is playing with an Ipad on the bench, being a master magician, offering to...
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Mario Balotelli Gets A Haircut – New Nike Advert
Mario Balotelli is pretty much everyone’s favourite footballer right? If only he had scored the winner last Sunday and then not celebrated at all, I think that’s the only thing that would have made...
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The Premier League’s Biggest Dickheads Of 2011/12
At the culmination of what has been possibly the most exciting Premier League season to date I decided to take stock of what has happened in the last 9 months. Robin Van Persie was named player of the...
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Twitter Parody Accounts You Need To Follow
Follow AMJ @amjeezie Follow SickChirpse @SickChirpse There really is no cure for Twitter. We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fuck. If we have our honesty hats on I even used to follow Ashton...
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Is Jeff Stelling A Racist? Presenter Makes Faux Pas Regarding Mario Balotelli...
So the past couple of weeks have been rife with accusations of racism in football (see Ruud Van Nistelrooy blacks up to visit some kids in hospital and young kid is accused of racism after blacking up...
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Mario Balotelli’s Finally On Twitter, Get Ready For The Lolz
Mario Balotelli is finally on Twitter. Yup, everyone’s favourite footballer (not because of his football, more because of his on pitch/off pitch spurs of ridiculousness) has joined the world of 140...
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Mario Balotelli Calls Out Usain Bolt On Twitter And Then Pussies Out
Everyone was really stoked about a month ago when Mario Balotelli finally got Twitter because we were all creaming ourselves at the thought of all the crazy stuff he would be posting. Since then...
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Footballers Raheem Sterling And Giovanni Simeone Get Awful Hairstyles
It must be pretty fun being a professional footballer, especially when you’re really young because you have a shit tonne of cash and can just pretty much do whatever you want, when you want. You’re...
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The Cristiano Ronaldo Pizza
It’s always great to see portraits of our sporting heroes/regular heroes immortalised in weird formats, so it’s pretty funny when you see something like a Cristiano Ronaldo pizza. To be honest when I...
View ArticleMario Balotelli Plays Italian National Anthem On Piano For Andrea Pirlo
Well this is quite frankly bizarre. I mean there’s just so much about it that doesn’t make sense. Why are Mario Balotelli and Andrea Pirlo hanging out? How the hell does Mario Balotelli know how to...
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Hugo Boss And The Nazis: The Truth
Chances are, you probably heard about this topic in September of last year when Russell Brand famously took to the stage to collect a gong at the GQ Awards, and used his time on stage to give a little...
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Mario Balotelli Makes An Italy Team Full Of Mario Balotellis In His Sticker...
The Premiership has been way less entertaining since Mario Balotelli upped sticks and headed to AC Milan (no more getting stuck in bibs or master magician tricks) but thanks to the World Cup he’s back...
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29 Weird But Ultimately Genius Inventions
Here’s the thing with good inventions – most of the time you don’t even realise you need them until they’re actually invented, then you can’t live without them. Did somebody say the internet? However,...
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